Me and my people are not your ordinary...
DB: The embassy people drove me insane.
VR: Where to, then?
DB: Luxxor *eyeroll*
VR: But that's a really famous city.
DB: 5000 years ago maybe.
VR: But it's a resort, near the Nile! It'll be amazing.
DB: There are crocodiles.
VR: You could drive to Cairo. 400 miles is easy. It's a four hour drive.
DB: If there are roads. There's just dust. And donkeys.
May 27th