Arsenal Hooligan: They eat snakes, you know. And buffalo.
My 5-year old: Animals AREN'T YUMMY!
Arsenal Hooligan: Yummy.
My 5-year old: No! That's DISS-CUSTING!
Arsenal Hooligan: Mmm YUMMY.
My 5-year old: Inclooging wolfss? Inclooging OWLS? And, and... dinosaurs???
Arsenal Hooligan: Yes. What's that you're eating, then? (points to chicken on his plate).
My 5-year old: That's FOOD!
Arsenal Hooligan: Animals.
Moi: Oh, bloody leave him alone.
Aug 22nd