moi: You know how we've established that women, no matter how hot, are just plain crazy?
Arsenal Hooligan: Haha, yep.
moi: Well, it's the same for men, too. No matter how gorgeous you are, you are all inherently GROSS.
Arsenal Hooligan: Oh... (puts on sad face)
moi: All we need is sexual gratification, after that, there's really no point in talking in between. How did men and women even get together at all.
Arsenal Hooligan: Well, there wasn't any internet for about 30,000 years so...
Nov 21st